mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
honey is there something you’d like to tell me
school nurse be like
one day this kid accidentally inhaled a small amount of chlorine gas in the chemistry lab and he was coughing and everything because lung spasms so our teacher sent him to the nurse and when he came back he was like
"she gave me a cough drop"
and our teacher was just ??? so he asked if the nurse knew the problem was in his lungs not his throat and the kid was just like
"yeah I told her but she said to take the cough drop anyway"
a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter walk into a bar. she orders one drink
oh I get it the joke here is that they’re all the same person. she has multiple relationships to members of her family. thanks for this great post officialunitedstates
no problem I’m glad you liked it